Ravenwood Ball

Okay so me and Marissa, went to the fabulous Ravenwood Ball on Saturday where we hung out with a bunch of awesome people like Fallon Shadowblade, Stephan Spiritcaller, Leesha Darkheart, Robert Dragonheart, Kestrel Shadowthistle, Dustin Mooncatcher and lots of other awesome people :D Well I must say it was quite a blast we had to get there 2 HOURS! Before the party due to the realm becoming full and nobody else could get in once the party started. So we had a really good time we moved the part to 3 different locations due to Ravenwood being packed and also Fallon's husband’s house. But other than that it was bunches of fun just chilling out catching up with people and having a generally good time.


Congrats of the Anniversary!

(5 minutes after the party started)

-Cassandra

Our First Webcast

Yea Cassandry and I did our first webcast. It was rough at first (and funny) and then lets say Cass and I got in a angruement nothing but a silly one lol and the viewers were awesome and funny and Amber Rosepetal did this quiz Cass done and I played some music (Peanut Butter Jelly Time and I Just Wasted 10 Seconds Of Your Life) and also Cass is doing this contest (bleh) of make up the best burger combo and you could win a pale maiden! (Mini Lady Blackhope in the crowns shop) and if ya missed it well don't ask me if we recorded it I have NO idea XD ok well cya!

~Marissa Petal~

Marissy ish not British lol

Hi Marissy here! Ok people think I am british..... -.-  Cassandry ish the British one I am a Cuban-American/Hispanic American and if ya don't believe me I'll talk and be funny in spanish

Marissy ISH ANGRY

OK I AM REALLY MAD BECAUSE CASS IS AGREEING WITH THIS NOOB WHO SAYS WE ARE NOT FUNNY OK SO LISTEN UP WE ARE FUNNY BUT WE HAVE TO GIVE OUT INFO ALSO AND WE HAVE FUNNY ENGINES ALSO WHICH RUNS OUT SO WE HAVE TO THINK OF NEW FUNNY IDEAS AND I THINK CASS IS QUITTING THE BLOG AND I AM JUST MAD SO IF YA WANT FUNNY I'LL SHOW YA FUNNY!

A funny play by Marissa Petal-

Marissa-AHA BOB KNOEZ WHAT YOU DID!
Kaitlyn-O: wait what did I do?
Marissa-idk ask Bob -.-
Kaitlyn-Ok Bob what did I do?
Marissa-Bob lives in Canada -.-
*Kaitlyn sends a letter to Bob*
*Bob writes back*
*letter says that you were stalking him*
Kaitlyn-WAIT! I wasn't stalking him!
Marissa-Yea maybe he was stalking you -.-


Funny Story #2
*Last period in school in math class*
*Marissa Pokes Will on the back*
*Will keeps calling Marissa poker*
*Marissa Pokes Will again*
*Will turns back and hits his hand with the corner of marissa's desk*
Will-AHHHHHH YOU KILLED MY HAND!
Will-ITS STILL DEAD
Marissa-Good -.-

Funny Story #3
*Marissa eats whip cream*
Cass-Um what are you doing?
Marissa with mouth full- eating whip cream
Cass-Ooh -.-
*whip cream runs out*
Marissa-OMG CASS YOU KILLED MY WHIP CREAM!
Cass-NO I DIDN'T I BARELY TOUCHED YOUR WHIP CREAM!
Marissa-WHIP CREAM KILLER -.-

SO IF YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT WE SHOULD CHANGE THE NAME I DON'T I LIKE THE NAME IS SHOWS WHO WE ARE EVEN KNOW THE FUNNY ISN'T ON OUR BLOG AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING MEAN BOUT US BECAUSE WE STARTED A FEW MONTHS AGO AND JUST GIVE US A BREAK DANG! AND IF YA GOT A PROB WIT DAT THEN YOU HANDLE IT WIT MEH BECAUSE I WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE OF YOU PEOPLE (some of you) BRINGING US DOWN OK SO DON'T COMPLAIN IT TO CASS COMPLAIN IT TO ME AND YOU'LL MEET MY LITTLE FRIENDS ANVILS AND THE TWIN TOWERS

~MARISSA PETAL~

Name Change Competition!

Okay so basically I think the name ComedyTheurgists, is getting old so we have decied to change our name but we just don't know what to change it too. So we have decided to hold a competition!!

The Compeition will be held when we have the votes in to decide if we should get a name change or not!
-Cassandra

ComedyTheurgists Go Live!

 Proud to announce a new feature for our blog.

A ComedyTheurgists Webcast!!

TA DAAA!!!!

This webcast will be where we crank up the tunes and pull a little comedy and also deliever news and have wacky interviews and competitions!!

Me and Marissa, have been thinking about doing this even before we created the blog which has been a big hit since we only launched it LAST MONTH!

So we have decided to actually run this idea and just say what the hay lets go for it!

We will be broadcasting almost every Sunday!

Starting this Sunday! So bare with us since this will actually be our first show so please bare with us and give us a break because I know that there will be some nerves formed on the night. We hope to get quite a lot of people in but we will be happy if only 1 or 2 people watch at least its somebody.

Times:

Central US: 2pm
Eastern US: 3:00pm
Pacific US: 12:00pm
GMT Universal Time (England): 8:00pm

P.S Sorry we had to move the date to Sunday! Due to Difficulties :P

Hope to see you there :D!! It would mean a lot to us :) and also we will be doing competitions and lots of other great things so better not miss it :D Click Here When The Time Is Write!

OMG OMG OMG

Is This True or am I just hallucinating things again!!!

Is Someone Pulling a PRANK on me again!! Or can it be true that THE ADVANCED PETS ARE ACTUALLY HERE!!!! We have been waiting a long time for this release :D :D OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS HERE SOMEBODY PINCH ME (not literally just always wanted to say that). I can't believe its actually here woot woot! Can't wait to log on and test these babies out its gonna be jam packed and major sweet :D I know where I am gonna be spending my wizard game time. RIGHT THERE OF COURSE!

A-MA-ZING

-Cassandra

Funny Video of The Week

The funny video this week is......



Okay so basically My friend sent me a link to this video and I remember watching this on Britains Got Talent a few years ago and it still cracks me up hehe. At least he got through but saddly he didn't make it to the semi-finals :( So what you guys think?

Leave you view and opinion below :D

-Cassandra

Savings

Yup Its that time of the month again CROWN SALE!! My favorite :D I just love the 25% off crowns because that means I can get crowns for less YAY!!

CROWNS SALE! Save 80% <----- I wish lol nah its really 25% -.- For a limited time only, you can purchase 60,000 Crowns for only $59.99 which is £41.65 for me (which isn't that bad so hopefully if I pull a few strings I might Just Might be able to get some anyways carrying on) - that's over $20 in savings!

Buy Crowns Now!

- Cassandra  

7 DAYS LEFT TILL COMPETITION CLOSES!!!

Okay guys and gals we only got 7 DAYS till the compition closes so what you waiting for post your funniest jokes now before its too late and win a grand prize of 3,000 crowns spending money!!!

So why you still here reading this post quick go look in the blog roll and find the post that says Compition and click away and leave a comment with your funniest jokes HURRY NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!!!

-Cassandra

Curse Of The Cassandra Mummy!!!

Title Says it All.

Here the story starts.

I was talking with my friends one day in the Commons, having a bit of a catch up when all of a sudden I got summoned by Lady Oriel, to go see the Death tree in Nightside, apparently it was a life and death situation. So I got on my trusty steed Midnight, to go see what the problem was. Before I knew It I was ambushed and taken to a sceret location. I cannot recall what happened to me next as when I woke up I couldn't hardly remember anything it was all bizaar. I just remeber everything before the ambush. Everything esle is just a blank. I got to my feet and walked around a bit to find where exactly I was. I had to ask a fellow wizard as my mind was still dizzy and tired from what just happened. Turns out I was in DS which was extremely strange concidering before all this happened i was in WizardCity. I decided to go home to have a bit of rest to consume my energy that I had lost when all of a sudden my body started to shake and my hands started turning green. I was freaking out as my body started changing colours. Then just before my eyes I was 10 feet in the air. I had no idea what was going on my eyes became blury and everything started spinning. I began to out grow my clothes which turned into rags. I closed my eyes then BAM! I had became my worse nightmare a Monster! I had the sudden urge to track down a wizard named David TitanRider. I had this strange feeling like I was being compelled and must track him down and take him to someone but who? I couldn't resist the urge I had to find him I just had to. So I started checking every world and street starting with WIZARD CITY! I asked a fellow wizard named Kestrel Shadowthistle, who glady pointed me in the direction where David, was lerking...



-Cassandra

Funny Pet Gltich

Was bored so I thought I would go and buy a new pet from the shopping district in Wizard City. I was buying a Unicorn just for the fun of it to match my new white mare mount. I was choosing a name till I noticed this....

They have Lily twice in the name chooser. Lol how strange and funny I never noticed it before have you guys?

-Cassandra 

Another Character Revealed!

Yes I have it here another character revealed at last! We are once again another step closer to Celestia, won't be long now till we fill the whole thing. Well we have uncovered quite a big character which seems to be a guard or warrior crab hmm I am not really sure. What you guys think? comment below and tell us what you think this guy might be. 

(click for enlargement) 

-Cassandra

Firestone School

Hey guys! You guys remember Chris from my bio right? If you haven't read my bio when BOING! XD
Well he opened up a school/college called Firestone School its not just for fire student its for every school students. If ya wanna know more go to my.diaryofawizard.com and search for Chris and if ya wanna add mah in Diary Of A Wizard Connect X then search Marissa Petal. and if ya wanna add Bob then search HOBOZ :D nah jk Bob doesn't have one. Also I'm going to do the commercial for Life Of Marissa Petal episodes. YES IT WILL BE FUNNY GOSH STOP JUDGING MAH  also bob hates you thats one of the reason why he loves you figure out that riddle and you win a stuffed hobo :D

~Marissa Petal~

Central Help o:

Ok, I offically stink in Wizard101 Central. Idk how to change my user name, idk how to get in pvp so I won't be a novice CAN ANYBODY HELP MEH PLEASE!?!!!!!! O: also can ya add me in central? my user is plugachuchi (yea I'm weird like that)

~Marissa Petal~

Marissa's Birthday Bash Thanks

Ok, I would like to thank you guys for coming to my party. If your wondering which house I live I offically have 2 houses now. My Marleybone house and my new life house. If you missed the party sry but I was caught up in a cuckooness that I forgot to take pictures or videos. But lets say, everybody was pushing each other in the pool and attacking each other I: but it was still funny. :D If ya missed my party wished you could've come. But there will be more parties I'll throw soon in my new life house *my mind: After I decorate it -.-*
So I wanna introduce you guys some great friends of mines. Their names are Zachary Firebreaker and Cody Sandriver they do wizard101 music videos if you wanna check them out search on youtube MrSkittles626 and also I have another friend named Steven Hawkspear, you can find his youtube on Wizard101NewsCentral. Also if ya wanna meet them let me know I'm sure they won't mind CYA! :D

~Marissa Petal~

FAKER!!!!

Ugh okay today I was playing wizard101 and was talking to a bunch of my friends and suddenly this guy I hate came up to us and he started saying that his dad actually created the game and blah blah he was like ooh ya my dad created this game and I was like dude seriously shut up because your lieing. The funny thing is he is only level 45! Then he accused me of being a fake and not owning this blog btw i was on my chelsea firestone character. And I was like Oh No you didnt just say that! There was a lot more said but I don't want to go into too much detail so I was like um actually dude I do own this blog and at least I am not a liar like you trying to get attention! Jeesh thats one thing i can't stand is liars! and fakes! Man it makes my blood boil.

His name is Elijah UnicornGlade! <----- Hated person on wizard101

He has a massive potty mouth! he curses all the time and always calls me unapropriate things which I find horrible because there are kids that play this game and I don't want them to hear half of the things he is saying so if you see him please report him he is just a meniss to wizard101 and just completely ruins the fun!

Remeber ELIJAH UNICORNGLADE LEVEL 45 ICE!! <------------REPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also Someone Named VALKOOR LIFESTRIDER Claims to be The creater of the game which I didn't believe for one second! Seriously why do people have to lie there way through in life its just pathetic!
-Cassandra Lifecaster A.K.A Chelesa Firestone!

Blog InConstruction!!

Hi its Cassandra, Here :) I am going to be adding a lot of features to the blog and also I am going to be changing the whole layout so if you visit and see stuff that look weird Its just that I am constructing the blog :D

Can't wait till its done to hear what you guys think!!

-Cassandra

Marissa's Birthday Bash

Today is my birthday! WEEEEEE I'm going to throw a party on the game on monday because I'm at Disney for my birthday so meet me at the life tower and then the party will be moved to my house.
What time?
Monday, May 17, 2010
Time: 7:00 PM Eastern Time
Place to meet: Life Tower
Realm: Vampire

P.S.- I am making a new wizard like my twin but with text chat so you can add me on her because I can't be deleting friends on my offical wizard -.-

Also remember, EVERYBODY is invited.
Even your neighborhood hobo! O: SWEET!
Btw- When you reach into my house you can only access the outside part I have the inside locked.
If it doesn't seem like it from far away, THINK AGAIN! -.-
Also my actual birthday is on May 16 but I'm having my party to May 17 because I am spending my birthday in Disney and I'll be spending the entire Sunday night in the car driving ALL THE WAY BACK -.-
Cya at my party hope you can come!

~Marissa Petal~

I Ain't A Slacker

Ok, people have been telling me I have been slacking off. -cough, MARY, cough cough- Ok listen, people have been telling me Cass is doing all the work. I was the one who made the Youtube, and Twitter. Cass is awesome at editing pictures, I'm great at editing videos. Right now Cass and I are doing Final Exams. It's almost summer time and Cass and I gotta study. You may not have finals because your too young or your already an adult. Well Cass is starting a new chapter in her life, while I am still in one of my own. So will you people please wait for more things in the summer. Cass and I are trying our best to keep the site running and replying all your comments and  questions. Also, people say that I need to upgrade Life Of Marissa Petal -cough, MARY, AGAIN, cough cough- Look I'm not great at making comics Cass is but I'm not going to make Cass make comics for me. I know she is busy and I don't want her to have a new thing on her plate. I am going to do videos of the comics and post it up on Youtube. There be adventure, drama, romance, many more to come *My mind: I have no idea how many more to come -.-* Ok? so chill I am trying my best Cass and I are going to be in allot of interviews and I still need fixing on my headset... *My mind: END THIS POST ALREADY!!* OK? So I'll cya later

-is bout to say something but a little bomb explodes and my face, a bit of my hair and half of my clothes get covered in dust-

-cough cough- ok bye -cough-

~Marissa Petal~

WandCast!

Woot woot Its Wandcast tonight and guess what!!!
ITS LIVE!!! Yep It is live for the first time which will be extremely interesting!

Eastern: 7:00 PM

Central: 6:00 PM
Mountain: 5:00 PM
Pacific: 4:00 PM

Like duh what you waiting for go check it out I will be there but will you??? Dun DUn DUN!!
 
Find our more about tonights special even here!
 
-Cassandra Lifecaster 8B <-- My Awesome Nerdy Face with No NOSE!!!

Woop Woop! First interview O:

Okay, today we got our first INTERVIEW!!!! WOOP WOOP -shoots confetti cannon- :D:D

Thanks to the amazing Taji34 A.K.A Luke Dragontamer over at Sorcerer's Corner!

Okay, So basically we got an email from him earlier today regarding about an interview and was wondering if we could take a few mintues of our time to answer a few questions. I was like "OF COURSE I CAN I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO AHHH" literally <.< Turned Out Friendly From The Friendly Necromancer blog turned his in on the same day as me :P So Taji ended up combining our answers which was pretty cool so basically you get a Duet if you take out the singing part and replace it with joined interview part Eh, you get what I mean Hehe.

So check out the fantastically awesome interview over at Sorcerer's corner :P right now! No seriously I mean now!!!!  Click for interview <.< Like totally click like your life depended on it!!!!

-Cassandra Lifecaster

Funny Video Of The Week!

The funny video of the week this week is........



ANNOYING ORANGE!!!!

This video always makes me laugh everytime I watch It and I have announced and crowned it funny video of the week. Hope you enjoy this video don't forget to comment and tell us what you think is the funniest video of the week and what you think of this video! Woop Woop Go annoying orange!

-Cassandra Lifecaster Woot Woot :P

A Joke, A Laugh, A Hope, The Wildlife.

Ok, if you people may have heard that there is a oil spill in the Gulf Of Mexico. It's almost by my state Florida. Anyways, poor animals have been in the oil spill. Poor ducks, sea turtles, and others. As you may need to know I care for the wildlife. I love animals. So I am doing to do a little foundation. Send me a joke or something funny, a funny story for example. Those jokes and stories you will send me will help. I have $20 dollars, every funny joke or story you send to me is a dollar or two to help the wildlife. Also if you have heard of that soap Dawn? Well they said that they use Dawn to clean the animals. You can go to Publix or Winn Dixie and buy Dawn the types that says "Save The Wildlife". I will put the jokes and stories on Youtube. Also, please please please pray to God to help the animals, and hope that the oil spill will be gone before it spreads and gets worse. I know I sound desparate, which I am kinda, I really love wildlife, I love animals. Please send me your joke like on Facebook, Twitter, or Youtube. Please help the wildlife and hope that the wildlife is in your prayers.

~Marissa Petal~

Bored!

I was bored lol so decided to do a bit of graphics with an old pictures btw I did everything myself and drew the hair and everything myself.

Before

After

Profile picture for my friend Aaron

-Cassandra

Celestia Update!!

Woot The wallpaper has been updated :D We're getting closer. So another character has been filled in by wizard101 What you think of this little fella?

Reminds me of a Hermit crab I don't know about you guys.
What you think? (click picture for enlargement)

Goofing off in the Test Realm

Well, for the people who can't get to the Test Realm just to let you know that we hope it will come to the Live Realm soon. For the people who have been in the Test Realm its AWESOME right? Well I figured out that when your in your house and your dancing like a little bit of pets will come to you but if your clapping allot of pets will come to you. But Cass and I only go on to do like videos, pictures, all that stuff. So we'll cya later

We made it as one of the Wizard101 fansites! :D

Ok we are so excited that Comedy Theurgists made it as a Wizard101 fansite! :D We would like to thank Wizard101 for giving us this opportunity, the people who gave us support, and most of all, all of you who keep track and look at our blog and follow us and twitter us and skype us and facebook us. We always enjoy your support and company and we would like to thank you :D

~Marissa Petal~

Competition :D

Better get your Comedy brains rattleing for this one :D Because Its Time for our first COMPETITION!! TA DA (boom) - cough that wasn't surpost to happen - XD

Yes its Competition time woot woot!

We wanna know what joke makes your funny bones tingle and in order for us to know that we wanna KNOW YOUR FUNNIEST JOKES PEOPLE!!!!! Yes its true we wanna know whats the funniest joke you have ever been told. It can be something like the old classics:

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Ivonna
Ivonna who?
IVONNA TRUMP HAHAHAHA!!!

or

Why did the whale cross the ocean?
I don't know why?
TO GET TO THE OTHER TIDE!!
Get it TIDE!! HAHAHAHA!!

We don't care as long as its funny and makes people laugh :D

Of course the funniest joke will be posted as our qoute with your name next to it of course (we couldn't take credit that wouldn't be fair) And wait for it you  guys........(goes to bathroom)...............You CAN CHOOSE ANYTHING UNDER 3,000 CROWNS O: O: O: WOAH WOAH BACKING UP!!!

THATS RIGHT I SAID 3,000 CROWNS O.O

So What you waiting for post your joke away :D and stand a chance to win. Like I always say to myself If your not in it you don't stand a chance of wining it :D

Closing date will be on the 30th of May where we will narrow it down to only 3 jokes :P Which we will post into our poll at Let You YES YOU decide on the funniest :D

Note: Only followers may be in a chance of wining and entering this compitition as it is easier to contact them :D (So just press the big old follow button and you can enter :D) Also MAXIMUM of 3 Jokes per person!

P.S. There will be further compitions just like this but with even better prizes like um -coughs- Mounts -coughs- Crown clothes ........... So Come ON Enter now :D

Big Ben trouble!

Today was in MB on my awesome balance wizard101 (shes not really awesome) and Me and my friend was in Big Ben tower and we got to the floor where you have to press the symbol buttons and My friend could see the missing symbol but I couldn't and also there was frozen golems in there I was like WHAT!!! They arent surpost to be in here! And my friend was like Alexis there is nothing there now step on the ice symbol. I was like Um hello there isnt any. Then he said I need to get my eyes tested so this picture will explain everything! SO HA IN YOUR FACE CHRIS! (this proves I dont need an eye test)

Note: There was another golem behind my speech bubble :P and also there should be 8 trap doors not 6 so there was two missing after all. So Chris you owe me an apology you goof :P

- Cassandra A.K.A Alexis :D

Teacher Of The Month!

MooLinda

MooLinda is a brave and unique person. She loves to connect with nature and keep everything balanced. She protects all living things and stops anything that may harm them. She isn't trained in combat greatly but is heavenly trained in survival. Her unique wizdom makes her right for teacher of the week. She admires flowers and trees more then anything as she feels its her only way connecting with Mother nature.

She believes that peace and tranquility over come all obstacles.

So all you life wizards better gear up this Month and go out and fight to defend the Spiral. This is your Month :D Praise the LIFE!

-Cassandra A.K.A Mischief

Funniest Video of The Week

So yesturday I was watching you've been frammed on tv last night a lot of you guys won't know that programme (its british). But everytime I watch it I just can't help but laugh it cracks me up each time. So today I was bored and decided to watch a few you've been frammed videos and I came across this one and I think its hilarious. So I have decided to do a segmant on 'Funniest Video Of The Week' this will be when I review some clips and videos and then post them on here to keep you chuckle heads laughing :P

Enjoy

- Cassandra A.K.A Mischief

Pet Pavillion Video!

Pet Pavillion Video is now uploaded for your viewing eyes :D Please enjoy sorry I could show you the pets in the house they hadnt loaded yet unfortuatly it wouldn't allow me to use the housing icon at my house so I gave up after a while but Marissa said she was going to record that segment or do a review with pictures on it just for you. Please enjoy

-Cassandra A.K.A Mischief

Gobbler give away on diary of a wizard!

Who can resist these adorable Gobbler Pets?

Through the prolific new Hatching system that can be previewed on the Test Realm, we've found ourselves with a few more Gobbler Pets than we intended!

To make sure each of these precious little Gobblers find a good home, we've given 5 to each of our top fansites. It's up to them to find good homes, so visit each site to find out how they are working to choose winners for all of their Gobblers.




https://www.wizard101.com/game/community/contests/gobblergiveaway

British Blues....

Okay, I have been playing Wizard101 for a year now and I am certainly fond of it. I have been back and forth the spiral looking for other British players but saddly no luck I am starting to think I am the only British player on Wizard101 which is weird but cool at the same time. Each time I meet someone there say they are American and I am like lol go figures I am british then they are like WOW really that is so cool :) So I think its safe to say that my luck has deffinetly run out maybe there are other British players and they are in hiding I: Who knows I could be the only one O.O

- Cassandra A.K.A Mischief

Pet Pavillion!

Okay, To celebrate the release in the test realm I have made a short video showing everyone what its actually like instead of just writing about it I thought you might find it better actually viewing it! So this will be for people who don't have subscriptions or there subscription run out or pay by crowns that kinda stuff.

Check out our youtube page to find the video on there shortly :)

- Cassandra A.K.A Mischief

Page2 :D

Sorry For delay but It's Here be sure to turn up this time next to see the next page of the comic :P

-Cassandra A.K.A Mischief

Coming Soon To Youtube

Hi guys Marissa here! I am planning for cassandra and I to do a video about our pie and cupcake war idk i have to talk to her and plan it so yea enjoy the site enjoy the funny, BEWARE OF HOBOS! eat yer vegetables blah what am i kidding i'd eat a hobo instead of a vegetable BLAH and also we will be putting up some music videos, movies, all that stuff so ENJOY!